Saginaw Man gets 7-15 years for Bible Assault

Lansing State Journal:Man gets 7 to 15 years for assault with Bible

"Saginaw County Circuit Judge William Crane last week sentenced Charles E. Averill, 46, of Saginaw. Averill had pleaded no contest to charges including assault with intent to commit great bodily harm and carrying a dangerous weapon with unlawful intent."

A "dangerous weapon with unlawful intent"??? Jesus spent a lot of time talking about the power of faith but I'm pretty sure this isn't what he had in mind.